Nowadays....

My husband & I rented a car for a trip we were taking recently. I pulled up at my brother's house where my two neices and nephew were playing on the trampoline. They saw me in a new car and came RUNNING and SCREAMING towards me. I knew what they were thinking..."MoMo" (as they call me) got a new car! Before I had a chance to tell my 11 year old neice Mikaela that it wasn't really "my" car, she said, "MoMo, you look so 'Now-a-days'!!"
I don't know who was more heartbroken to discover that I wasn't quite so 'now-a-days'...her or me!